Saturday 5 June, 11am
Venue to be announced
White and one? Plain gumboot? 5-minute brew-time? Only Oolong for you? A cheeky decaf? Steeped at 83.5 degrees Celsius, exactly? Stewed whilst facing due east at precisely 7.37am on a Tuesday and Sunday??
D'ya know what? None of that matters here. Your preferences, foibles and extravagant beverage requirements will do nothing to help you. To survive this duel you must rely only on your steely wits. To win, you must hold your nerve. To be crowned Tea Duelling Champion of 2021 you must dunk LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!