Saturday 30, 11am
White and one? Plain gumboot? 5 minute brew-time? Only Oolong for you? A cheeky decaf? Steeped at 83.5 degrees celsius, exactly? Stewed whilst facing due east at precisely 7.37am on a Tuesday & Sunday?
D'ya know what? None of that matters here. Your preferences, foibles and extravagant beverage requirements will do nothing to help you. To survive this duel you must rely only on your steely wits. To win this duel you must hold your nerve. To be crowned Tea Duelling Champion of 2019 you must dunk like your LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!